Ben: "Nicholas. That was the hardest spankin' of my life. And I don't want my bottom to crack open."
Nicholas: "Yeah. That would be funny."
Ben: "No, Nicholas. No, it wouldn't. Then I would be dead."
Nicholas: "Yeah. And then you'd go see Jesus. That would be funny too."
Ben: "No! No Nicholas that wouldn't be funny. I'd go to heaven. Nicholas, when I'm dead, no one else can go inside this body."
Nicholas: "No."
Ben: "Yeah, then we'd all be gone forever and wouldn't come back."
3 comments:
Is that ketchup on your Stuber theologian?!
No JB. I would NEVER let them run around with that on their faces. (It's chocolate cake...as you can see, I am a very mean mother.)
I would spank for eating the last piece of chocolate cake too...
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