So you want to go to church, huh?
Pre-church rules:1. No milk on Sunday mornings
2. You will take Dramamine if I have to hog tie you and stick it down your throat
3. You may only have a small, mild breakfast if any
4. We do not get dressed until all of this is finished.
Car Rules:1. You will wear a bib
2. You can hold the raisins, but I will not open the box or encourage you to eat any
3. We have filled the car with extra clothes, paper towels, and a bucket in case you heave. We will clean you up and continue on our way; we know you are not sick in a stay-home sort of sick way
Finally, we will run the AC even in November, so don't go thinking you're going to get all warm and doze off back there.
4 comments:
That is one got-it-together-mom.
Awesome.
Roll on, Stubers, roll on!
This is awesome and so funny. They aren't even 3 yet, but they thought they'd figured out how to get out of going to church. But you outsmarted them! Way to stay one step ahead! You are an inspiration for all of us to get our butts out of bed on Sunday morning and go to church. I have no excuse because I don't have any children to feed or clothe or clean up puke. You're such a great mom.
I love the slang! You are so street!
It's WONDERFUL that you will go through all of that to take your family to church!! That's why you're such a great family, you have your priorities straight:)
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