Elaine: "Mommy, I'm scared a monster is going to get me."Me: "No sweetheart, there are no monsters here. And, you have your sister and your brothers and me all watching over you. And you know what? God is in your heart; he's protecting you too."
Elaine: "God will just kick him in the face?"
Me: "You bet he will."
Elaine: "Then I'll just punch him in the teeth."
Alida (from across the room): "Yeah, and then I'll just stomp on his toe."
Me: "Good night ladies, sweet dreams."
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The first moronic boy to break one of these hearts will have a hard price to pay indeed.
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