In Service to the Country

Once all the the National Guard Weekend help has gone home, and you are left with four children wanting food and clean diapers, you find yourself doing a few things you promised never to do. Frozen dinners are well-balanced meals for the toddlers and you can certainly provide a loving bottle-feeding to two infants at the same time in bouncy seats set on the table, can't you? Yes, the bouncy seats have been stripped of all colorful and stimulating toys by either the toddlers or the mother who found them annoying to work around.