Friday, February 16, 2007

We Don't See Bleach Box Racing On The Schedule!


Mom wanted to let Jennifer and Mark know what our schedule was like because they are going to keep us, but I don't see the racing schedule in there. Mom said that it falls under "play," but I'm not sure they're going to get this right if they don't know about the racing schedule.
Friday evening:5:00:Get home from work and daycare.Once you get inside the house--no matter how freakin' cold it is outside--start screaming and try to get back outside.Walk around and scream while mom and dad get dinner ready and throw pacifiers, milk, apple wheels, anything at you to occupy your mouth.5:30-6:00 Dinner:Sit down and be quiet for a few minutes, whew. Mom and dad give you a bunch of whatever they have around and we make a mess. Then we will have a brief moment where we all start clapping for no reason. Benjamin is done when he starts cavalierly tossing things off the side of his plate onto the floor. Nicholas is not done until he has rubbed mashed up food into his hair behind his ear.6:00-6:30 Clean-upRun around and yell while mom and dad clean up the dinner mess. Take things out of the dishwasher as they are loaded, take everything out of the refrigerator and put it in a remote area of the house. Fight over the broom even though you have no intention of using it.6:30 -7:30 Bath and quiet playBath time is good. We know the rule about not standing in the bathtub, but we'll test you anyway. They stopped even trying to use the earplugs because we pull them out and eat them. When we are out of the tub and dry, we will scream mightily when you try to put a diaper on. Nicholas gets about 30 different lotions and Benjamin none. We actually like to hear a book.7:30 Into Bed.Whew. We're pretty good at this one. Mom and dad pretty much put us in there and run out of the room flipping off the light as they go....Saturday Morning:6:00-7:00 Rattle the cageDepending on our mood, we will let you lay in bed and ignore us while we chatter, or we'll start screaming if we want something now.7:00 Everybody UP!8:00-8:30 Breakfast**see Dinner8:30-10:30 We rule the World!Make a mess. Demand a snack. Play. Repeat.10:30/11:00--1:00/2:00 NaptimeWe're pretty good at this1:00-2:00 Lunch**see Dinner2:00-5:00 We rule the World!Make a mess. Demand a snack. Play. Repeat.5:30-6:00 Dinner:Sit down and be quiet for a few minutes, whew. Mom and dad give you a bunch of whatever they have around and we make a mess. Benjamin is done when he starts cavalierly tossing things off the side of his plate onto the floor. Nicholas is not done until he has rubbed mashed up food into his hair behind his ear.6:00-6:30 Clean-upRun around and yell while mom and dad clean up the dinner mess. Take things out of the dishwasher as they are loaded, take everything out of the refrigerator and put it in a remote area of the house. Fight over the broom even though you have no intention of using it.6:30 -7:30 Bath and playBath time is good. We know the rule about not standing in the bathtub, but we'll test you anyway. They stopped even trying to use the earplugs because we pull them out and eat them. When we are out of the tub and dry, we will scream mightily when you try to put a diaper on. Nicholas gets about 30 different lotions and Benjamin none. We like to hear a book, but we won't act like we do.7:30 Into Bed.Whew. We're pretty good at this one. Mom and dad pretty much put us in there and run out of the room flipping off the light as they go....Sunday Morning:6:00-7:00 Rattle the cageDepending on our mood, we will let you lay in bed and ignore us while we chatter, or we'll start screaming if we want something now.7:00 Everybody UP!7:00-7:30 Breakfast**see Dinner7:30-9:00 We rule the World!Make a mess. Demand a snack. Play. Repeat.9:00-11:00 We rule the World (at church in someone else's care...)!11:00-1:00 or 2:00 NaptimeWe're pretty good at this1:00-2:00 Lunch**see Dinner2:00-5:00 We rule the World!Make a mess. Demand a snack. Play. Repeat.

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