Boys

I plead with them to stop being ridiculous.

Come on, I said.  20  years from now, when you are getting married and we're showing pictures of the family and your brother is your Best Man, we need some proof that you have always loved one another....

Never mind, you are clearly too busy pinching each other.

 

Twenty years and we have loved one another.

Even if we can't be counted on to recall the actual date of the anniversary.