Mother! Valentine's Day is about LOVE! Not bones and eyeballs!
Me: "It's for Nicholas."
And in his defense, the boys were happy to not have the required Valentine's Day hoopla in class this year, only to find out that one of Nicholas's classes is going to have "Cupcake Wars" and a party. And so it came to be that his team decided to decorate theirs in celebration of all seasons, and he picked out Fall/Halloween. And so the Internet saved me when I went searching in February for Halloween decorations.
My funny Valentines indeed.